Samson Hair Restoration Prefers Stock Photography to Its Own Clients

When you're trying to sell middle-aged cubicle slaves on expensive hair restoration treatment, the best thing to do is to mostly use pictures of young men with perfect hairlines throughout the brochure. Because who the hell wants to see wrinkled fat asses with more hair??? Ya still ain't gonna get laid looking like that, buddy!

Abercrombie runner-up who will probably lose his first hair in another 25 years

"If I only had a brain..."

Fertile young women will pull their cars over to meet you!!!

"Now I'm playful and bashful again...thank you,

Samson, for giving me my life back!"

Does this guy even know how to work a telephone?

Finally your son will love you again...