Even the Puppy Knows This Girl Isn't a Veterinarian

Unless this chick is the Doogie Howser of the animal kingdom then we've got another stock photography fraud on our hands. And if this obsession with hot young chicks continues we may soon find advertisements for undertakers with the Swedish bikini team holding up a rainbow-colored casket...

The IRS Supports Interacial Family Picnics

In the You Can't Make This Crap Up file we find this utterly preposterous screenshot from the IRS.gov website depicting a white family and a black family having----wait for it----a fucking picnic!!! Better yet, the background grass and sky were added in Photoshop, making this one of the most piss-poor examples of Utopian stock photography we've ever seen. And why don't these people have sons?

Very disturbing. Happy Tax Day, serfs!

Samson Hair Restoration Prefers Stock Photography to Its Own Clients

When you're trying to sell middle-aged cubicle slaves on expensive hair restoration treatment, the best thing to do is to mostly use pictures of young men with perfect hairlines throughout the brochure. Because who the hell wants to see wrinkled fat asses with more hair??? Ya still ain't gonna get laid looking like that, buddy!

Abercrombie runner-up who will probably lose his first hair in another 25 years

"If I only had a brain..."

Fertile young women will pull their cars over to meet you!!!

"Now I'm playful and bashful again...thank you,

Samson, for giving me my life back!"

Does this guy even know how to work a telephone?

Finally your son will love you again...